Survey of Earth’s ETs

 

Sampling:
Humans happiest at Happy Hour
Give them drugs and drink, they won’t stop to think
See duplicity as dumb good sense
When the planet’s hot

They’ll  jump

Summary:
Ideological, short lived animals
Science not awful but mostly for scientists
Ideas most ridiculous, once accepted
Become realities truer than truth

Recommendations:
No need for invasion
Talk trade not war
Show them our tech
They will beg
We take what we need when we need