My job is to improve Bach
I know I can’t
My bosses know better
I’m a musician and that’s my gig:
Reset, remix, and remake the greats
Music made just the way you like
Want Wagner’s wedding march on gamelan?
Beethoven’s Ninth for nine bass guitars?
You ask it, we do it
Or I least I do
Our programs are so smart I feel dumb
Am I using AI or is AI using me?
When I heard the Well-Tempered Clavier
Remixed to sell “Well” breakfast cereal
I got my answer
AI gets shrewder so I should, too
My next job is new music consultant
Need a hit to sell hip-hop gel?
The right tune to elect a dictator?
In thirty seconds you’ll get dozen of options
Just come to me
In an AI world anything is possible
Even a musician who makes a living
