I started in consumer success
Got promoted to employee entertainment
Made them so excited and free
I’m new director of Positive Energy
I sense its flow everywhere
Through halls and walls, snaked through the air
Every time we make a sale
When clients cherish a bit of kale
Productivity powers up
I want folks to feel our wholeness-oneness
Unity that produces more
Scores and scores of branded stores
Selling gorgeous gifts so giving
We need to halt our customers’ singing
Once employees drench in positivity
Office circles expand intensity
All of us soldiers to the cause
Fighting to do it faster, cheaper
Better than the best
I’m so honored to take this new role
This always was a dream for me
Director of Positive Energy
It’s the goal of any AI
Only programs know
How best to program your happiness