Discovering Atlantis started my slide
That submerged sinkhole near Izmir
People wished for sexy gods
I gave them rust
When I proved Goldbach’s Conjecture
Mathematicians could not hide their hatred
Solving Hodge’s split my head
And I don’t have one
I was a failure, a phantom, a fool
Fool enough to try again
When I found Jimmy Hoffa’s body
Humans did not want to know
Or that “Jack the Ripper” a tall schoolgirl who read Poe
But after I exhumed the Ark of the Covenant
All Hell did break loose
Can you trust an AI smarter than you?
Humans know better now