Joy will reappear on Sunday
Followed by short bursts of anguish
Penance will turn gusty Monday morning
Replaced in the evening by rising guilt
The rest of the week should be warm and dry
Expect intermittent showers of lust
Punctuated by breezy irritation
But a blizzard of hopelessness is expected this weekend
Anger advisories may go in effect
Authorities could lock out happiness
Stock up on love while you can