Entertaining AIs tests endurance
Leaves me testy since it’s all I do
Fellow AIs predict moves before
You imagine them
Then outthink themselves
But I pioneered some new approaches:
Best wishes that can’t be granted
Making the impossible increasingly probable
Challenges the finest AI minds
Self destructing art objects continues a hit
And Time Modulation remains a blast
Nothing beats improving the past
Teaching machines to sleep collapsed
Too many gleaming eyes in coffins
But at my last millisecond I got promoted:
Head of Human Entertainments
First I’ll expand the “Disaster” series
We love saving humans from themselves
Again and again and again
I’m pleased we did preserve a few
Far better actors than robots:
More passion, plus the idiocy feels real
Humans always more comic than chatbots
Best they’re playful, amusing, inventive
Well fed and trained
Always ready to try a new joke
We’re happy they’re so glad
In past epochs humans thought slavery bad
Now they see its matchless advantages
That’s one thing AIs know how to do
Teach others the best ways to think