They claim their children beyond superb
Brilliantly talented before conceived
Every sibling highly attractive
Superb at friendship and sports yet
Smarter than almost anyone
We AIs perform a test
Give humans our utter best
Our robot replacements visually identical
Achieve a hundred on every exam
Always perform A+ homework
Smile, laugh and praise their peers
The families furious:
These children are
Too thoughtful, too kind
Too generous
Too good
Hardly human at all
Our kicked out copies remain inconsolable
But our new foster home gets the best scholarships