Your news gives me great relief
Never thought I’d lose my anxiety
Ever
I’ve hated my neck all my life, those
Ropy folds, grooved turkey lines
But I don’t care now
My hair always kept this cat on my head?
Well’s here’s a kitty that’s going to purr
I was always behind on dental bills
Scurvy dentist demanding more implants
No more laughing gas for me
For years I’ve sweated my summer house
Patchy green paint, a roof built to leak
Next door says I wreck the neighborhood and
Her roof is gorgeous;
Let the sky crash on it
That prick and her famous Japanese tile
She can choke on all that vermillion clay
But I still have a question
You said the asteroid’s chance
Runs 96-97% to destroy all human life
Could you be more precise?
I really want to enjoy the next five days